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Our time has come to an end.

cjsdowg posted...

Okay I have worked in Costumer service, so I know people are horrible. But no one is going to be this stupid.

Clearly you didn't work there long. The general public takes it as a personal challenge when you think nobody can be stupid enough to do/believe something. I've had dipshits complain about not being allowed to use two "buy one get one free" coupons when they only had two products and get them both for free. Customers are stupid and entitled as fuck.

https://webmshare.com/play/8KaBe
*gonna want to turn the volume down a bit for this*

Honestly KH4 is the most surprising. We had to wait an entire console generation in between 2 and 3. All the ps3 got was remasters.

toreysback posted...

the babies were invisible to outsiders, but their parents could see them. they just tried not to, usually successfully

Reptar could see them :P

How the fuck...

Remember when Rugrats made a suicide joke?
Grandpa Boris: Hello? Dr. Kevorkian?

UnfairRepresent posted...

Obama to Trump: "At least I will go down in history as a president of the United States."

https://webmshare.com/play/Lb8de
^My favorite meme to come out of it.

They were also WAY ahead on the Bruce/Kaitlyn (or whatever the hell spelling of the name it is) Jenner jokes.

Jesus that sentence was botched to hell, even for you.

This is definitely a post-anesthesia video.

The "more Tweets" down below had me reeling.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/1/AABZe2AADSST.jpg
Everybody's getting all political, meanwhile Stephen King's got the munchies XD

cjsdowg posted...

We all should have issues with cops shooting children.

You're right, the cop should've just let her keep shooting him. Fuck right off with that.

The-19th-Sparta posted...

Pathetic how many people were concerned with recording with their phones.

What were they supposed to do? Sketch a flipbook of the scene?

To be fair, Trump isn't over yet... lunatic is still around.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/1/AABZe2AADSQv.jpg

She really needs to "be an expert" on everything doesn't she?

Too much space between the vehicles in MK8. *old man voice* Back in my day you prayed to whatever gods you could think of that you never saw a vehicle in every lane when taking those turns.

RealityDose posted...

Asian?

What?

Can anyone say it in a non rule breaking way please

Yeah I'm lost there too

Well he's not to the point where he can barely string together more than 2-3 sentences without interrupting to compliment himself or forgetting what the original question was like the last President so sure why not?

Ah, well all 'nemia' came up with for me was something about insects.

Hornezz posted...

Do people with anemia have no blood?

*facepalm* That's... that's not how that works at all. Anemia doesn't have a prefix in it. Even if it did 'nemia' doesn't mean blood anyway.

Best thing to do for chef is just grab a wooden flipper and upgrade at the workshop.

Probably picked up a few things working for the Yakuza since they tend to run "legitimate businesses" and all.

There IS no spectrum or grey area for the prefix 'a-'. 'A-' literally means not/without.

Doe posted...

What the fuck is this adult baby sidequest

It's a callback to a substory from a previous game.

Baha05 posted...

Probably because trial version of digital games are a thing and the fact its all coding anyhow and codes can have issues?

I think it's more for PS+ games so people can't play them without a sub. I noticed a date on one of my games on there matched the date my subscription was due to expire.

BilalPowell posted...

ACB had 0 Dem votes. Gorsuch had 3 and Kavanaugh had 1, so 4 combined and none by the minority leader Schumer. I'm sure at least 1 Rep will vote for Jackson, just not gonna be the minority leader.

Amy's the one that couldn't even name the rights listed in the First Amendment right?

Everything about Kanye is a publicity stunt. Dude's an attention whore. Any time his bullshit stops bring newsworthy he pulls some other stunt or starts arguments with random celebrities until he's in the spotlight again.

They wanted Biden to let daddy Putin have his way.

UnfairRepresent posted...

its ... difficult to explain

Ash finds a missing person sign for a kid who looks like James .

Then a Butler in a limo kidnaps him and takes him to a mansion. Ash is overwhelmed by the mansions size until the Butler reveals that this mansion is for James' pet Growlithe and the real even bigger mansion is next door.

In the bigger mansion James parents are dead In the entrance hall (literally in caskets) and the Butler says James has 24 hours to return and marry some chick to inherit the mansions.

Ash and Co argue over whether or not they should help James, but decide he deserves to know his parents are dead.

This Is irrelevant thouhh because Team Rocket have been stalking them the whole time (Jessie was dragging James along)

Then James claims to have amnesia and the last thing he remembers was dying in the street as a boy.... Misty points out he can't have died because he's still alive.

Later its implied James made the amnesia up but its not clear why.

James doesn't want to marry the girl so he tries to run away, Jessie and Meowth beat the shit out of him and tie him up. They turn him into a human puppet and force him to re-enter the mansion and marry the girl. So they can inherit the mansions and be rich

When this happens James' parents leap out of the caskets and reveal they've been alive the whole time and the whole being dead thing was a ruse to make James come back and marry this girl

The girl then turns up and looks exactly the same as Jessie. This is irrelevant and doesn't go anywhere.

James parents want James to marry her because he is an outlaw who is embarrassing the family and she is a controlling bitch who can turn him into a gentleman

Not Jessie then takes James to her sex dungeon (Not hyperbole, a real sex dungeon) to torture him into being a gentleman

James runs away but not Jessie is in hot pursuit and has him cornered until at the last moment Growlithe turns up and saves James

There is a Jurassic Bark moment where Growlithe has been waiting for James all this time.

Growlithe chases not Jessie off and reunites with Janes. Then instead of going off together... they split up again? For some reason? I guess Growlithe wants to stay in the mansion?

The episode ends with Jessie and James shaking hands and agreeing that while they might not be rich, they'll always be free together.

Ash and Co didn't do a single fucking thing

The 90s were such a lawless time for cartoons.

Never underestimate the power of incompetence.

IndorilGawain posted...

Remember when this grifting little racist fuck said he was going to move on and focus on his life after the trial lol

I remember when he posed for pictures at a bar not too long after the shooting with the Proud Boys then later claimed not to be racist.

"DON'T SAY GAY! Oh by the way your kid is gay."

SM64 does have pretty good platforming (better than a lot of more modern platformers even), even if the camera is a product of its time. Only issue I ever had with it was landing on ledges in the right spot sometimes does that stuttering thing.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Oh I'm aware of that part. It's just getting to that point that I'd be impressed by.

Considering enemies start running away from you when you get high enough level compared to them the spawn rate issue kinda fixes itself.